Wow! Counterclockwise? That is a very daring choice!
As I take off marching to my right, in a big gigantic circle on an unknown moon in a poorly trafficked quadrant...
...know that your strong, clear decision-making skills have made all the difference!
Clockwise sucks! Counterclockwise rules! Those who swim against the tide get hit in the face with all the best fish!
...Ooh, boy. I think I used up all my enthusiasm, and I've still got an awful lot of walking left to do.
I'll message you when I get to about the halfway point.
If anything amazing happens, though, I promise, I'll let you know.
[Taylor is busy]
OH MY GOD! You'll never believe it!
I'm still walking around a moon crater and it's still boring as hell!
...Sorry. I was just going a little bonkers, with nothing but the sound of my own thoughts.